Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Things I Can't Explain
- Why there is no upper limit to the number of cop, lawyer, and cop/lawyer shows that can be on TV at one time
- How soap works
- Why my 7:45 a.m. class filled faster than a different section of the same class that starts at 10:00
- Why anyone would bother to play Quidditch if they weren't going to be a Seeker, since 95% of the time "Which Seeker won?" and "Which team won?" come down to the same thing
- Where they find the people to be on and watch all these "reality" shows
- Why Jill loves me
- How it is that every time somebody discovers something that's new to them, they invariably become obsessed with it and start claiming that this is the greatest discovery in history and it solves every problem and everyone has to do this right away--even if it's well documented that other people have discovered it first, and yes, it's got some good features, but there are some problems too
- Why more people didn't go see Serenity
- What it will take to convince Christians that they shouldn't ally themselves with people who are reprehensible, even if they happen to agree on one or two political points
- Why USC called their final time-out on the 2-point conversion, instead of saving it for when it would matter