cymbaljack

The greatest free entertainment in the world is live sports, if you know how to watch. The trick is to mute your TV and turn on the closed captioning. This lets you read what's being said--only because it's live, the transcription is often a little off.

Last night during the Vikings preseason game, we got the highlight of my week. According to the closed captions, this is what was said:

Referee: Personal personal foul, rubbing the passer.

That is, indeed, a very personal foul.